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Monday, October 20, 2008

Obama's First Presidential Crisis!

This has the potential to be the first international crisis faced by President Obama, and it presents the opportunity for him to stand by his statements of discussing issues with our enemies with no preconditions. It will force a confrontation between liberal special interests and the liberal platform of negotiating with our enemies.

SPY PIGEONS HAVE BEEN CAPTURED IN IRAN! No Kidding - Iran has reported that two spy pigeons were captured near the uranium enrichment sites that don't exist! These obviously infidel fowl were wearing metal rings with, get this, invisible strings attached to them!

That isn't a joke people. Follow the link to the story. So now Obama has to decide if he will negotiate with Tehran with no pre-conditions, or either demand the release of these pigeons! We can't have a regime violating these poor birds animal rights, now can we? Who cares if they make nuclear weapons, but we must stop the kidnapping and holding of innocent birds!

Seriously, follow the link. Then tell me if there is a single person in Iran sane enough to sit down and discuss the security of the entire world.

2 Posts From Readers:

(O)CT(O)PUS said...

Yup, followed your link and also found this:

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When was the last time you had a psychiatric checkup?

Robert (Conservative Commentary) said...

Have you ever seen a freshwater cat that feeds at the bottom of a dam? Those things are huge.

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