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Monday, February 11, 2008

I Thought This Was Funny

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him,
resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,
Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it
Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, norther n
Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern
Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all
things" God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
said, "What's that one?"

"That's Washington State , the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains.
The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest,
intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They
will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be
known throughout the world as diplomats, carriers of peace, and producers of
software!." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But
what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "There is another Washington . Wait till you see the idiots I put
there."

3 Posts From Readers:

Wadical said...

Idiots, indeed!

Funny stuff.

TRUTH-PAIN said...

Ha!!! Nice one! I'm gonna' post this on my company web email server and watch the secular crowd squirm at the mention of God :)

Robert (Conservative Commentary) said...

I never know if I need to contact next of kin, T-P. Glad you are still kicking.

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