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Saturday, November 17, 2007

A New Special Forces Initiative

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only
the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

3 Posts From Readers:

rockync said...

Rofl! I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard, "it tastes just like chicken!"

Anonymous said...

I've read this before but it cracks me up every time. Thanks for posting it, I haven't seen it in a while! Love #4!

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