Warning: Humor Ahead

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in
front of the White House, he was Carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes,
and says:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs these
Are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator
Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes,
and says,

"Excellent trade, sir."