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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Don't Get Bent About This; I Couldn't Resist

Just Released - Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding - Barney Frank, presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender - French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military - a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers - Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

8 Posts From Readers:

Brooke said...

Oh, that's good! My side hurts...

Robert said...

The root of all good humor is truth.....

The Beltway B@stard said...

Yes, I laughed my @ss off. I can take it - but it looks like the gloves are off now bro >;)

The truth of all good humor is an act.

Obob said...

I thought it was a 7:30 A.M. toast for Teddy

Truth-Pain said...

Damn, that was funny. I do stuff like that all the time for my blog... why to hell did I not think about THAT one?... :)
..... I was thinking about linking it up,.. but man, I've already pissed enough of my progressive friends..., this would send them over the proverbial edge....
Screw it, I may do it anyway... :)

Laurie said...

I'm bent.

Ellie said...

damnn that was funny. I just came from beltway's who has the rnc. in case you didn't catch it you should check it out. funnyyy stuff.

I like the new look. totally different, I almost didn't recognize the site. :)

Robert said...

Thats because you have been AWOL, Ellie, but thank you jsut the same.

And I will head to BB's now...I am sure it is just as funny

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