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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Lighten Up, This Is Funny

I haven't fact-checked this, hence the "lighten up" intro:

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may well NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.; Hillary Rodham; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born.

That piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things.

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Robert said...

I checked, and is is nowhere near correct. But humorous nonetheless.

Obob said...

of course, that may be another coverup

Robert said...

LOL Obob... THAT is a conspiracy theory I could cling to!

Robert said...

LOL Obob... THAT is a conspiracy theory I could cling to!

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